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Street Value of Uncut Cheese, Part II

Posted March 2nd, 2006 at 9:01 am by Howard Tayler

The woman accused of hiring a hit-man to help her steal what she THOUGHT was cocaine just pleaded guilty to charges of attempted murder. The 18-year-old was sentenced to 15 years in prison. The odds are good that she’ll be paroled, but not on her first request, which means this stupid, greedy, evil little girl will be off the streets for about six years.

I hope that while she’s in prison they make her eat some cheese, but somehow I doubt prison food includes cheese worth eating.

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2 Comments to “Street Value of Uncut Cheese, Part II”

  1. Comment @ 03/02/06 at 12:45 pm

    dunno…I’ve heard good things about “government cheese”
    know nothing about it personally, but it’s been said it’s good eating.

  2. Comment @ 03/03/06 at 8:06 pm

    government cheese certainly used to be good, back in the late ’70s and early ’80s when i was a recipient of such. basic orange cheese, but far better than any commercial “American cheese”. came in solid 2-pound blocks (like Velveeta) or in pre-sliced 2-pound packages.

    government peanut butter, on the other hand (yes, the government artificially inflates the price of peanuts^W^W^W^W^W^Whas price supports for peanut farmers, too), was the sorriest excuse for peanut butter i ever had the misfortune to eat. it was greyish-brown and came in #10 cans. fortunately, most of my contact with that was through the school lunch program, and i could always find someone willing to trade a peanut butter & jelly sandwich for some actual food.

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