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Makin’ Eggrolls

Posted March 11th, 2006 at 4:39 pm

I love eggrolls. I don’t know whether or not they’re an authentic asian food, and frankly, I don’t care. I just love ‘em.

It’s probably because they’re deep fried. (That’s as close as we’re getting to “chupaqueso” in this post folks — the word “fried.”)

Years ago I bought some eggroll wrappers and tried to make my own. I remember being frustrated by the results. So frustrated that I think I went an entire decade before allowing myself to be tempted by those wrappers again.

It turns out there are really only three tricks to making delicious eggrolls:

1) Chop the filling finely, and use as many of the “right” ingredients as you can. These include sausage, cabbage, grated carrot, green onion, and ginger–all of which should be cooked together before assembly.

2) Wrap tightly, and use a little water to stick the last corner in place.

3) Deep fry.

We’ve bought eggrolls from the local Chinese food places, and my kids love ‘em. We’ve bought pre-made eggrolls at the grocery store, and nobody will eat them. When I began lifting obviously home-cooked eggrolls out of the fryer, the kids were dubious.

They were even more worried about the homemade sweet-and-sour sauce — I added food coloring, but it wasn’t quite the right shade of obviously-artificial-red.

Then they tasted them, and I got that compliment that home-cooks LIVE for.

“Daddy, these are the better than any of the ones we buy!”

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Street Value of Uncut Cheese, Part II

Posted March 2nd, 2006 at 9:01 am

The woman accused of hiring a hit-man to help her steal what she THOUGHT was cocaine just pleaded guilty to charges of attempted murder. The 18-year-old was sentenced to 15 years in prison. The odds are good that she’ll be paroled, but not on her first request, which means this stupid, greedy, evil little girl will be off the streets for about six years.

I hope that while she’s in prison they make her eat some cheese, but somehow I doubt prison food includes cheese worth eating.

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