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Cheeeeese

Posted December 13th, 2005 at 8:52 am by Howard Tayler

(Cross-posted and back-dated from schlockmercenary.com)

The diet-and-exercise thing is going well. I’ve lost six pounds, and redistributed another five or ten, if the fit of my clothes is any indication. And I’ve discovered that I really, really like cheeeese.

This is a good thing, because cheese is something I’m allowed to eat. Lately I’ve been frying a “mexican snack cheese” called “Queso Blanco,” and the stuff is AMAZING. I’ll fry a couple of quarter-inch-thick slices in a little bit of butter, and they toast up nicely without going all gooey and impossible to flip. And when I eat them, they taste like grilled cheese sandwiches. I don’t know how they did it, but the cheese-mongers managed to fake that toasted bread flavor without the help of actual bread.

The addition of a small dollop of tomato sauce (yes, it has carbs, but in insignificant amounts per dollop, and besides — vegetables are GOOD) completes the illusion. Tomato soup and grilled-cheese sandwiches is one of my favorite foods, but with bread off the menu, I thought it’d be a few months before I’d be able to enjoy it again. Not so!

The funny thing is that the “Queso Blanco” I’ve been buying, with its picture of a serape-clad, burro-riding, sombrero-bedecked mexican man on the front is made in the Central American province of… umm… Wisconsin. My guess is that whatever the authentic recipe for white “mexican frying-cheese” calls for, these corporate cheese-mongers have found a way to pull it off without the use of anything hecho en mexico whatsoever. Still, it tastes fan-NAFTA-tastic. Naftastic? Whatever.

Needless to say, I tried this stuff in my standard Chupaqueso recipe, and it makes for a truly superior shell. I still prefer chupaquesos that have been filled with pepperjack, or mild cheddar (and bacon, and ham, and green chiles), but Queso Blanco is now my shell of choice.

Looking for chupaqueso recipes? Watch this space. I’ve had so many requests for them, I’ve found a special home in cyberspace for them to live, and I’ll tell you where it is once there’s some actual cheese there.

(And some ADS about cheese. I’m waaay too hungry to write recipies for free.)

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3 Comments to “Cheeeeese”

  1. Comment @ 01/13/06 at 1:24 am

    I tried finding some Queso Blanco at my local grocery store (Giant). Could not find it. Was looking through the section where they keep the common cheeses, and found nothing, and tried looking through where the keep the ’specialty’ cheeses, like bleu cheese, brie, munster, and the others whose names I can’t remember. Nada. Looks like I’ll have to try elsewhere.

  2. Comment @ 01/29/06 at 5:19 pm

    I was looking in the local Wal-super-store and was lucky enough to run into someone who knew that Queso Blanco is also known as Queso Fresco.

  3. Comment @ 02/16/06 at 11:34 pm

    I found some Queso Blanco at Costco. It was everything said and more. Awesome.

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